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Ten weird questions for.. TT legend John McGuinness

Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with riders, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods ten odd questions, so here goes Isle of Man TT legend John McGuinness…

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?
Yes, I will have done
 
Do you have a favourite joke?
Haven’t got one, no! I don’t tell jokes!

How much is a pint of milk?
70p
 
What is the worst smell in the world?
Cat shit
 
Legs or boobs?
Ooh, tits. Well, arses to be honest. Is that a leg? I like an arse. I'd have an arse over a tit
 
Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
What’s DFS? Oh. No
 
When were you last naked outdoors?
Dubai! About a month ago. I was on me own though
 
Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Ahh, Valentino Rossi
 
Is Ricky Gervais funny?
Only in An Idiot Abroad
 
On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?
A half! I'm not hairy at all…

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