11 weird questions for… Alex Lowes

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Lowes on the grid with 'Too Famous' Charlie Hiscott
Lowes on the grid with 'Too Famous' Charlie Hiscott Picture: GeeBee Images

Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with riders, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods 11 odd questions, so here goes works Kawasaki WorldSBK star Alex Lowes…

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?
Don’t think so

Do you have a favourite joke?
Not that I can think of. My brother has so many bad jokes and puns I leave it to him.

How much is a litre of milk?
Around £1.50 I guess

What is the worst smell in the world?
When you put sweaty leathers in the crate after a flyaway race…

Legs or boobs?
Legs

On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?
Four, the wife says…

Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
I haven’t been

When were you last naked outdoors?
I am responsible father now…


Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Got a few world champions on there but surely Charlie Hiscott, he’s on the TV the most these days

Is Ricky Gervais funny?
Yes

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
Probably Megan Fox