11 weird questions for… Oxford Racing Ducati boss Steve Moore

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Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with paddock types, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods 11 odd questions, so here goes Oxford Racing Ducati boss Steve Moore (warning, may contain sarcasm)...

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?
Yeah, yes, I have. Who hasn’t? Crime pays, kids

Do you have a favourite joke?
Not at this time of year

How much is a litre of milk?
Dunno, can’t stand the stuff, it should be banned

What is the worst smell in the world?
Strip club in the middle of the day. Don’t ask

Legs or boobs?

On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?

Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
On my budget? No

When were you last naked outdoors?
I don’t know, I’m not a naked person

Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Gigi Dall’Igna

Is Ricky Gervais funny?
Comedy genius

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
Britney Spears (then, not now)