Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with paddock types, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods 11 odd questions, so here goes Elf Marc VDS' Sam Lowes...

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?  
Yeah

Do you have a favourite joke?
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they literally make up everything...

How much is a litre of milk?
£1.50

What is the worst smell in the world?
Strong fish
 
Legs or boobs?
Boobs

On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?
Three

Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
Not sofa-r
 
When were you last naked outdoors?
A while ago

Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Valentino and Dave Miller
 
Is Ricky Gervais funny?
Yeah I like him

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
The Mrs