Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with riders, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods 11 odd questions, so here goes PBM Ducati’s Tommy Bridewell (warning, may contain swearing)...

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?
Fucking every day

Do you have a favourite joke?
Yes, it’s by Jethro but I would have to look it up. It’s probably only funny when Jethro does it (https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3282589441859944)

How much is a litre of milk?
Around £1.20 I guess

What is the worst smell in the world?
Fucking fox shit, dirty bastards

Legs or boobs?
Boobs, absolutely

On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?
Four

Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
I won’t sit on anything but a Duresta sofa

When were you last naked outdoors?
I dunno, I can’t answer that. I go to the toilet a lot outside

Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Fuck knows, no-one is famous in my eyes

Is Ricky Gervais funny?
I don’t really know who he is. I only think Lee Evans and Jethro are funny

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
No-one, that’s fucking disgusting. But… Jennifer Aniston