Simon Crafar is a former MotoGP and WorldSBK star, MotoGP.com’s pitlane reporter, inventor and owner of the Motovudu riding method and is probably too nice for his own good:

Who is the most famous contact in your phone right now?
Jorge Lorenzo

What is the worst thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Finnish shark (rotten fish)

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
Nobody’s

James Tiberus Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard?
Don’t know who they are…

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
100 duck-sized horses

When were you last naked outdoors?
Can’t remember

What superpower would you most like to have and why?
Know the future. Make all the right moves

On a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?
Five or six I’d guess, you fuckin’ weirdo…

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